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HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,Babul se Fresh krne ka..Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,,...Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;->
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
Holidays, Hotels & Women:Three things that always look better online than in real life!
Delhi me badte Crime aur Pollution ke dekhte hue Devlok es natije pr phuche hai ki, Delhi mein hi kholi jaaygi Narak ki 1 branch
Sheikh: May aaj Bus k pche Bhgta hua Ghr tk agya or kirye k 10 Rupe Bch gye Srdar: Tm bewaqof ho Rakshy k Pche Bhgta to 80 Rupe Bch jty
Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.Baap:Puttar Teri Marzi,Ya Aenj Rul,Ya O'nj Rul..;-p
Internet par ladki pataayi, Internet par ho gayi sagaayi, Internet par divorce ho gaya, Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
Ravan- Sigret hai kya? Hanuman- Nahi Ram- 1 packet hai na de do. Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!
Kia Faeda Aese Google kaJiskO ye Nai PataKi Mera_wali KahanHai
When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",...Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
Khushi Parsh per Hogi,Charcha Arsh per Hoga,Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,Ek Farz Ada Hoga,Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,,,,Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)Dosto Aameen to Bolo,Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D
Apane room mein 2 window dekhkar chaunka yuvak,Whatsapp band hone par pahali baar kiya gau
Ek Bandar Ny Apni Shakal Aainy Me Dekh Li, Aur Phir Us Ny Khudkushi Ker Li..Ab Tum Mujh Se Wada Kero Mere Dost K Tum Aaina Kabhi Nahi Dekho Gy..Plz Plz Wada Kero Dekho Me Tumhen Khona Nahi Chahta.. :-D
Dear Parents,If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply"Turn off"the"Wi-fi"and wait!
tujhe dhondhty dhondhty hum itney door nikal gye | FARAZ |Keh ab to rikshey wala bhi 2000 ruppey kiraya manhgta hye!
Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p
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