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Student - Sir mai ne esi chij banai haiJiski help se aap diwar ke aar-paarDekh sakte haiSir-Waah kaya chij hai Student - Chhed....Sir-de thappar..de thappar..
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!
SMOKE Everyday plz! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Every day! so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
Those who read my messages are intelligent;Those who 'like' them are real genius;Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!
Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte Ho To Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe... Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D
Dunya me unhi logon ka sar ooncha ha, Jinky paas whatsapp nhi hai.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire
Mera DIL gavaah hai.."alarm band karane ke baad jitani achchhi neend aati hai.,utani achchhi neend to raat mein bhi nahi aati..!!"
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
ArZ KiYa Hai:MoHaBBat KeRaSte MeHaR WaQtDaRd MiLeGa..- .-.-.Me SocH RaHa Hun is RaSte PeEk HoSPiTaL KhoL Lun,,KhuB CHaLeGa... ;-p
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein Teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh
Class Rooms are like Trains.The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;The middle are General Compartments;And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Chaandi Ka Ghora,Sonay Ki Lagaam,,Msg Parhny Walon Ko Mera Salam..Pepsi Peeny Walo,,Sprite Bhi Piya Kero,,Free K Msg Parhny Walo,,REPLY Bhi To Kiya Kero...;-)
Jaat Painting kharidane gaya… Dukaandaar: yah 20,000 rupaye ki hai. Oil paint se bani hui hai. jaat: paison ki chinta mat kar... desi ghee mein kuchh dikha...yaar!....funny chutkule in hindi
Pappu ne banti se kaha, "main tere 64 ke 64 daant tod doonga"! Happy beech mein bola, You Fool"64 nahin 32 daant hote hain"! Pappu: mujhe pata tha ki too beech mein padega, is lie mainne tere bhi gin lie the!
Us Ny Pucha Husn Kiya Hai..?? Me Ny Apni Tasveer Share Ker Di.. :-) Ammi Kehti Hen K Me Lakhon Me Ek Hun.. :-D
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