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Khushi Parsh Per Hogi,

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
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Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

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