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I Saw U On ROAD Today

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, god made me sexy, but WHAT THE HELL HAPPNED TO YOU ???
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS: Communication : WIRELESS Cooking : FIRELESS Youth : JOBLESS This Msg : MEANINGLESS Sender : PRICELESS Reader : USELESS
So Sweet is ur SMILE, So Sweet is ur STYLE, So Sweet is ur VOICE, So Sweet is ur EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.
WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY? FILL THIS BLANK WITH “YES” or “NO”
Ha HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHa Nothing, I suddenly remembered ur face..? Oh my god..? Wat a funny creation.
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa. Ab wo monkey se ad karvana chahte hai. Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi Jaoge.
Dil mein ik shor ho raha hai, Bina sms dil bor ho raha hai, Kahin aisa to nahi ki tu, Kutte ki neend so raha hai?
Sleeping duration For women 5 hrs For men 6 hrs For children 7 hrs For monkey 8 hrs Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up
I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Close ur eyes n think about yourself, Ur face Ur style Ur nature Ur smile Ur looks Now open your eyes. Free mein HORROR film
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu! Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha... =p ;->
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
Sometimes my mind asks me.. Why I like U? Why I wnt 2 c U? Why I Rem'ber U? Why U make me laugh? THEN my HEART answers.... Its simply coz I LOVE CARTOONS.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are,
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry, I will leave, I can’t find a brain!
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..

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