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Roses Are Red..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
god made me sexy,
but WHAT THE HELL
HAPPNED TO YOU ???

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I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Most people have 5 senses. But u r blessed with 6 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
I'll ask a question U should answer only by saying yes or no. Here is the question... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
Ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai - Maa main kitna badsoorat hoo? Ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu to phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.
Five friends lived in a room,named MAD BRAIN FOOL SOMEBODY NOBODY One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY at that time BRAIN was in the bathroom MAD  called police M – Is it police station? P – Yes, what is the matter? M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY P – Are you MAD? M – Yes I’m MAD P – Don’t you have a BRAIN?? M – BRAIN was in bathroom P – You FOOL M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so now u go and change ur underwear…
Tip Of The Day: Always Keep your Picture in your Pocket, You Know why? When ever you Face Any Problem Just see your Picture& Say 3 Times; “If I Can Face This I Can Face Anything!
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry, I will leave, I can’t find a brain!
I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
Friends are like fish. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU
Long time ago, only idiots used to read my SMS. And, today, the history continues.
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 minutes. Please forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

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