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Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

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O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives

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