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Lrka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby

Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

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Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle, uska har panna tumse khud puche beta tabiyet to thik hai na? aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....
Heart Melting LinesIf You Are In TearsWithout Any Reason Then..Then..Then Somebody Is Peeling Onion Near You….Don’t Over Imagine…
Shytaan nay aaj foon kar kay muj say kaha keh kisi nayk ensaan ka number do keh os ko tang karoo....main nay tumhara number dia to hyraan ho kar bolapagal marwaayega kia?ye to hamaray chairman saheb ka number hay.
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY1.Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.2Typing ki raftar taiaz hoty ha.3.koy kanjoos nahi kah sakta.4. Mairy ho to HUMARIWEBme bhi a jata ha.
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:Meri BachiMeri shonuMeri GuryaMujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?Bolo BabyGirl:Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
sabse cool? Aap Ho sabse smart? Aap Ho sabse sweet? Aap Ho sabse Mast? Aap Ho zyada udo mat ye msg mujhe aaya tha apko sirf forward kiya
Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?Dr: Shadi ker lo.Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire!
JUDGE: WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere…"Very Funny :)
Masjid me Elan ho raha tha1 Bacha mila hai "JIN ka hai aa Kar le jayn"Pathan bhag k Masjid gya aur bolaMujhe b dekhao "JIN" ka Bacha kesa hota hai...
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law.
Sheikh Dhobi se: Istri ke Kitne Paisy Logay? Dhobi: 15 Rupay Sheikh Ny 15 Rupay Rakhy Aur Istri Utha ker Bhaag Gaya.. :-D
Two Beggers meet. . Two Software Engineers meet. . Both asked the same Question to Each other.! Guess What??? . . . . “So? Which Platform are you Working on”

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