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Peer- "Beta... Koi Mannat Maango!"

Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!"
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Mureed - "Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain..."
Peer - "Beta 'mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..

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