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Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..

Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:
"Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?"

Pathan: O Nai Yara,
Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D

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