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Teacher: sabase jyaada naqal kahaan pe hoti hai?Pappu: Whatsapp pe.Teacher: shaabaash!
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Paagal hone ka tariqa :......Sadqey jaoonKitna shoq hai pagal hone kaPehlay kon si kami hai.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
When girl is 18 she's ready 2 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "VOTE" Kbhi "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......
There are two types of People on Facebook.Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled 'n' from both d sides. Then six=6 & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Class Se Bahar Nikal DoPleaseee...
A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always thereto INCREASE your tensions..:p:p
Yu dekha naa karo hume haste hasteYu dekha naa karo hume haste hasteMere yaar bahut Gustakh haikah denge Bhabhi Jee namste
Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak English Picture Ki CD Dekhi, Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur Na Hi Koi Awaz..Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??Santa: "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D
Good old days When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 5kgs of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 packs of milk, A pack of cheese, A packet of tea, & half dozen eggs. You can't do that now. Too many damn.... Security cameras.
Subah se 21 ladiyo ke call aa chuke hai sab "I love you" bol rahe hai jane kis ne afwah faila di hai ki "Black money list" me mera naam bhi hai
Raste Badal Dete Hen Mere Mulk ke Nojawaan.. Agar Koi Ye Keh De K Aglay Chouk per Traffic Police Wala Khara Hai.. :-)
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.??Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa, Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para..Baap: Wo Kese..Pathan: Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen, Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha, Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai Smart Lovely Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai. Aur Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh rahen ha
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