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Next generation Kindergarten poem:Chatting Chatting?Yes Papa!Girlfriend setting?No Papa!Telling lies?No Papa!Open your Whatsapp.Ha ha ha...
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.And our generation has taken it too seriously!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"
Story of Newton's Laws A cow was walking Newton stopped it... It stopped. He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED" He gave a force by kicking the cow... it gave a sound "MA!" he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA" After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton, Then he formulated the 3rd Law... "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"
Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajaejo mera hai wo mere pas aajaemujhe intezar na karna paremeri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae ( Ameen )
Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??.Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??.Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl , he took the girl along with him on a boat and at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai. Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D
Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do, 3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi, Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.So Don't Get Married,Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
M – mental A – attack T – to H – handsome S – students
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class 🙂
Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.
Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)
Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito netinstead of bullet proof jacketwhy????Sardar repliedO jis wich machar nai war sakdagoli kithon lange gi…..
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai".Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" .Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
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