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Good Old Days

Good old days

When I was a child,
My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with
5kgs of potatoes,
2 loaves of bread,
3 packs of milk,
A pack of cheese,
A packet of tea,
& half dozen eggs.

You can't do that now. Too many damn....

Security cameras.

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