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If u care 4 me - I care 4 u U miss me - I miss u, U msg me- I msg u U gussa - I gussa U 4gt me - Na munna na I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi
Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.
Mathematics and Women r similarasThey both are complicated but,Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)
Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
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A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly. Friend: Is it paining? Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake......~:P !!
Weekend Special:Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se PehlyHamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-).Phir.Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,,Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p
A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.All boys left the group!
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud
Teacher: What is meant by“I MISS YOU”....Pathan: It mean“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7 meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh, Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan
1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.... 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, "Apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho ???? "ladka bola, " Ji Bhabhiji......
Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:NoMan 2 sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.
Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, wah wah!!!! arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. wah wah wah!!!!! :)
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
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