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Weekend Special:

Weekend Special:
Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!

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Boys have fun by teasing girls,
Duniya me ache aadmi ki talash memat nikalna….......Bahar bahut thand hai is liye mai gharpe hi hun…
Gas ki Load shedding per Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,Behan ji,Gas Nahi Thi toItni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)Sender:Tufail
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
What's the difference between wife n neighbour's wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Friend Sardarjee ap ki bewi ko jin chamar jay to ap kiyqa karan ga.Sardar jee.Me ki karna ha jin de ghalti ha ap hi bughtay ga,
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Ek BAAR SMS KAR KE TO DEKHO, INBOX NA BHAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR MISS CALL KAR KE TO DEKHO, BATTERY DOWN NA KAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR NAZDEEK AA KAR TO DEKHO, HAATH NA THAAM LOON TO KEHNA.
Husband:" Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki.....Judge: "Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai...!
Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?..........Agar......‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!To Newton hi mar jata!!!
Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj, Kal waly achy thy . . . . samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji? “Ye kal waly he to hn”
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
2 paagal chhat par so rahe theAchanak barish hone lagi..Pehla paagal bola-"Chal neeche ghar me chalte hai.. Aasman me chhed ho gaya hai"Etne me bijli kadki..Doosra paagal bola-chal so ja yaar lagta hai welding waale bhi aagaye hai
Examiner:why are you under tension?Did you forget admit card, ID, or calculator?Studnt:No Sir!By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today :-)
Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Dedicated to all Women:Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -Damn, he is so lucky!

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