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Papa:

Papa:
"Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??
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Bachha:
"Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,
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Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,

Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p

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