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KISSING is key of LOVE LOVE…is lock of wife wife…is box of children children…ARE problem for our country So plz stop KISSING…
Wats D Diff Between Gandi, Shraad & Lalu? Gandi-Didnt Know Wats Lie Shraad Doesnt Know Wats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know D Difference
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,Then What Is Wife??..Wife Is The Neck Of The FamilyWhich Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota? Tango ke bech ek laat maro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new funny sms
Kehty Hen K Aadmi Ko Ek Baar Jahan Se Dhoka Mily Wahan Kabhi Nahi Jana Chahiye,,Per Kiya Karen K Aadmi Ko "Susral" To Jana Hi Parta Hai..!
santa london me double store bus mebaitha tha......conductor ne usey uper bhej diya...... santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta huaniche aaya aur bola..marwayege kya saale..uper to driver hi nahi hai...
~SOLID INSULT~ "When I See Your Face, There is Not A Thing That I Would Change..Except The DirectionI Am Walking In.. :-D
Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu..... Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
Holidays, Hotels & Women:Three things that always look better online than in real life!
Breaking News:.Shahid Afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D mai Tandoor kholne ka faisla kra liya.BOOM BOOM Chapati..:-)
Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:1. Biwi Ke Aansu!2. Ami Ki Chappal
Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho ToKunwaray Rehty Huwe hi Le Aao,,QK Shadi k BaadAap Duniya to Door ki Baat,Remote se Channel BhiApni Marzi se Tabdeel Nahi Ker Sakty..;-p:)
The minimum Area with maximumdecoration is called...............” Girl’s Face ”..:P
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?Pappu: Because they didn't have a color printer!
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