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Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se Pehly

Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se Pehly
Hamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-)
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Phir
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Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,
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Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p

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