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Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,, Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.. Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,, Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?Umar Gul
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho?? . Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun. Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? . Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!
Badtameez.. (@,@) BeSharam.. (^;^) BeHaya.. (,")/ BeWaqoof.. (',') Jaahil.. (*>*) Paagal.. <(",)> ....Hen Wo Log Jo Aap Ko Yaad Nahi Kerty.. ;-)Hum To Kerty Hen..Kese Ho Janab Aap.. :-)
"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!"
Good girls are found inEvery corner of the earthBut, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
Calender 2008 jan- ROSE, feb- prapose march-gift april-lift may-chating june-dating july-missyou aug.-kissyou sep.-anger oct-danger nov-left dec-next
Chaandi Ka Ghora,Sonay Ki Lagaam,,Msg Parhny Walon Ko Mera Salam..Pepsi Peeny Walo,,Sprite Bhi Piya Kero,,Free K Msg Parhny Walo,,REPLY Bhi To Kiya Kero...;-)
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”.Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p
Thought of the day: “if u help a grl when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshanTujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-RehmanTujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insanPer Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan
Karkhana aur CarKhana mein Fark Sirf Itna HaiMere Dost..Karkhany Mein Car Banti HenAurCar k Khane ko Car Khana Kehte Hen.. :-)
I heard that good looks can kill.....So, please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.Girl:Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
Scroll down if u love me, . . I just knew it. Bloody Lesbian!! Love you too.
I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !
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