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Thief Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Diamond Ring Gift Ke

Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke


Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge?

Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D

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