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Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun Karta Hai Tu Ham Ko Pareshan

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan

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1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?Rail guzri to mr jao ge.Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,Rail kya cheez hy..?
Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law.
However high the sky may be.However wide the river may be.However strong the wind may be.Just remember,..........it's none of your business!
If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, what will you call her?...Take a Guess........MOTHER-BOARD!
Tum paas aae Yun muskuraye Apne 32 dant Mujko dikhaye Dekh ke mera dil Phoot Phoot ke rota hai** Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi Theek se nahi hota hai
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila..Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do....Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)
pathan, amma tum na muja pada hona se pehle dakha thaamma, nahipathan, to pir muja pehchana kis tarah
waiter: ur bill sir.boy: take my cardwaiter: but sir this is student cardboy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai.. Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha. Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.?? Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss. . . . . . . karlo
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen?? Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D
Doctor: Do you smoke? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Alcohol? Patient: Yes, every day. Doctor: Exercise? Patient: Never. Doctor: Girlfriend? Patient: Many. Doctor: Can we be friends?
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!

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