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Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p

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hamari guftagoo mai khushboo Q na hogi farazham ne aik umar guzaari hai zahoor raja jaani ka paan khaate hue
Teacher: ten chemical ke name bataoPappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreennosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀
1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola "Sari Dunya Tumhen Be-waqoof Q kehti hy?" Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Jawaab Do Na....;-p ;-D
Delivry k waqt Lady- God Ladka Man- God Ladki God- Shut Up Dont Confuse Me Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very very funny sms
Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,Wo Dilli Chali Gai...Jis Se Piyar Kiya, Wo Italy Chali Gai...Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,,Jab Switch Me Ungli Di, To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye............. Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......  ('.')
Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Ek Lahori Ny Karachi Waly Se Pucha: Sir Yahan Acha Khana Kahan Se Milta Hai?? Karachi Wala: Bhai Jo Aap Maang Rahy Hen, Wo Sirf Lahore Me Hi Milta Hai.. :-D
Aao Dard Baant'ty Hen..Tum Apni Ungli Darwazy Me Do, Phir Hum Tum Mil Ker Cheekh Maarty Hen.. :-D
Santa: beta tumhaare Resulat ka kya hua? Pappu: paapa 99% Santa: Shocked! Santa: par tumhare report card mein to 35% likha hua hai. Pappu: paapa baaki 64% subsidies me aaega......clean papu jokes
Dr.: 20 minutes pehele aatey tu mareez ko bachaya ja sakta hai, Relatives: 10 minutes pehley hi tu hadsa howa hai
Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise
Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?........Socho !!....Arey nahi pata ?......Tab lagta hy jab wo bina package sms chikk raha ho :p
No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
A Guy Searching These Keywords On Google."How To Have A Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"............Google Search Result"hindustani Lagty Ho..."
"Every married man's has to bear two kinds of expenses:If the wife is fair complexioned, it's on Sun Screen Lotion;And if she is dark-complexioned, it's on ""Fair & Lovely"" Cream!"
Baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya.. wah wah.. wah wah.. fir kya hua?? Wife ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aya..

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