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Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki.. Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.” . Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se: "To Me Kiya Karun.?” . Dehati Bola: "Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D
1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar thaLadki-Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?Ladka haskar bola-kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai Ladki- Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?Ladka-Kyo?Ladki-haskar boli-kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai
1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?..Everybody lift their hands except one small boy..Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go..He says: Mom said come directly home after school
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Yahoooooo…….! Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Sab Taiyyar hai BUS AB.. Padhna baki hai …:
80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On The Lectures You Missed And.. The Books You Did't Read.. :-( How Sad.. :-) Hahhahaha:-!
Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.Wahh..*wahh..*Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!! ;)ab b0lo wah wah..
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
What is Pyaar?A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
After A Terrible Fight...Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house....Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)Hahahaha
Teacher- Bus ke Driver aur Conductor mein kya Fark hota hai ?? ... .. pappu - Conductor agar So jaye toh Kisi ka Ticket nahi katega..& Driver Agar So Jae toh Sabka Ticket Kat Jaega :O :p :D
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1. ------- I don't have brain 2. ------- I don't have sence 3. ------- I am stupid
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think tht u r a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before
GOD has given us “REAL EYES” to “REALISE” the “REAL LIES”…. Think twice and act wise.
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