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Heart Touching Line By Pappu..

Heart Touching Line By Pappu..

"I Trust On Cigarette More Then Girls
Bcoz,
I Am Ready To damage My Lungs,
But Not My Hearts.."

From:
Pappu Charsi.. :-D

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