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Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??

Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
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Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
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Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!

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