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Haan G ! MaShaALLAH,
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Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko 1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI” Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye… Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta? Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
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Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of actresses.
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