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Aurat:

Aurat:
Doctor Sahab Me Her Waqt Soti Rehti Hun,
Bohat Neend Aati Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Konsa Mobile Use Kerti Hen??

Aurat: Nokia 3310

Doctor: Ek Smart Phone Likh Deta Hun,
WhattsApp, Facebook Install Ker Lo,
Neend Aur Sukoon Sab Ghaarat Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

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The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is tosay....... ..that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..
*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second.
A sincere request to Dear Mukesh Ambani to step into Multiplexes, PVR, Cinepolis business and bring down the prices of Popcorns and Coke! Free servive for 1 year or 2 year eagerly waiting....
MOT ka firshta GIRL sy: apka time overho chuka haiGIRL: BACHNA KA RASTA HAI KOI???FRISHTA: yes 1 kissss karousko jo ye sms parh raha haiGIRL: yaaakh thooooTERI MEHARBANITu jan kad
Srdar ka beta 5 subjcts me fail ho gya...Srdar:Hun Menu Abba na bolein !.Beta: Oh jan dy Abba ay School da test c koi DNA test nhi c...!
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Killing lines written in a park: “Love trees but don’t love under the trees.”
Ek time tha jab log apne gharo ke saamne likhte the swagatam fir likhne lage welcome aur ab likhte hai kutto se saavdhan kya zamana aa gaya!
Why did a batsman marry an older women? >>> 'Coz a good batsman like loose balls! why did spin bowler marry a divorcee? >>> 'Coz a good spinner likes used balls!
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Alarm Clock:A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
Arz Kiya Hai?...Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye, Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Modern...Obedient..Neat...Kind...Excellent..Young.Thats ME.Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
.* Raat bhar mujay iss baat nay sonay na dia....zindgi 4 DIN ki hy. |\(',')| )(>| <|. Or men ne pkg 7 din ka kr liya..
Teacher : U failure !At tour age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at your age Hitler committed suicide
Girl: What U Think About Our Love.?Boy: Try To Count The Stars.. Girl: Wow So Sweet Darling.. Its Infinite..Boy: No Dear.. Its Just A Waste Of Time.. :-D
When PeOple DrinK AlCoholl,,Every Says They are Alcoholic..:-(BuTTWhen I Drink FanTa,,,,,No One Says I m FanTaStic…Jalty Hain SuB

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