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Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya.. Wah Wah.. Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya.. Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein diye jalte rahenge. Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha. Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?Wife remained silent for some time…Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Guru jee: Santa se, solar Energy se nirmit koi ek udaaharan batao?Santa: kuntiputr Karn.
TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm? STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho
Promise me we are true friendsI am lamp you are lightI am Coke you are SpriteI am Sawan you are badalI am Normal you are PagalI am Water you are TankiI am Tarzan you are Monkey
Hansi mazak k wo pal yad rakhna Is DOST ki dosti yaad rakhna Mehfil me kal main rahon na rahon Ek Tha Tiger ap k group me bas itna yad rakhna ;)
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye bhi btade kitne ande hain to wo 8 k 8 tere or agr ye bhi bta de kiss k hain to wo murgi bhi teriPathan:yara koi ishara to de
Chand alfaaz aap ki poori zindagi tabah kar saktay hain.Jaisay k,"Qabool Hai!""Qabool Hai!""Qabool Hai!" :
During normal Days i feel like i am Rancho of 3 idiots.But during Exams i feel like i am Eshaan Avasti of Tarre Zameen Per:P
Sometimes... I think.......Sometimes... I don't!Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai...
Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect
Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hò Kuch sunaò yàár.... Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humariJis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Socho Agr SMS Recieve Krne K Paise Lgte To Kya Hota..? Guess..? Guess..? Aj Tm Sb Meri Waja Se Road Pr Aa Jate.
Angel-wat do u want?Boy-a beautiful girl.Angel-if u r muslim i'll give u katrina.if u r hindu i'll give u kareena.........if u r christian i'll give u genelia,whats ur name?Boy-sheikh vinod fernandesAngel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??. Kyu k Technical problem hai. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
*Three most Innocent Faces in The World*''1- "A Sleeping Baby.";;2- "Udhar mangane wala aadmi";;3- "Hamare Parents ke samne Bethahua Apna Dost." :-) ;-)Hahhaha
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