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Officer: Soldier, Do You Have Change For 1000 Rupees?

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again.
Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees?
Soldier: No, SIR!

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