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Boy To GOD:

Boy to GOD:
Tumne Girls ko itna
Khubsurat Q banaya..?

GOD: Taki tum
Usse Pyar kr sako..

Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey
Akal kam Q di..??

GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sakay.. ;-)

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