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1 Educated Banda Gosht Ki Shop Pe (Paaye) Lene Gya,

1 Educated Banda Gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya,
Or shopkeeper se Bola:
"Bhai Aapke Paas Qadam hyn??"
.
Shopkeeper b bara naughty tha,
Jldi se bola:

"Paai Jaan Qadam te Muk gaye ne..
2,4 Chalangan Paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan?...;-p

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