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Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya

Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya
Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..

Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha:
TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K
Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,
Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??

Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur
Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki
Taraf Chal Para.. :-D

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