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Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy De De Thakur.

Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.


Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,

Basanti k bhi lele,

Jay Veeru k bhi lele,

Octopus Ban ja ..


Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p

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