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Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe.

Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe.

Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen..

Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya.

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i like your smile, i want 2 touch your lips, i want 2 taste your teeth, i want 2 kiss your tongue, after all you will feel fresh because i am your friend COLGATE TOOTH PASTE...
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Pakistani Mard Sab se Ziada Maafi kis se mangte hen ?.Socho..Nhi Pata ?.."FakeeRon Se" Tum Ny Kiya Socha "Bivi se?".Tum bhi apni jaga Theek Hi Ho. :-)
Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took.away the REST Of My Heart.The Rest Of My Heart WasTaken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!.Samajh Nahi Aaya?.....Ab Aa Jaye Ga....Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain..Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz..Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata Ki Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai, Agr Achi Mile To Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..
Dost: Agar Duniya Me Paani Khatam ho Jaye To...2nd Dost: To Doodh Khaalis Mily Ga..;-p
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.Husband: Rehne Do,Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)
Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
Fathers, be good to your daughtersDaughters will love like you doGirls become lovers who turn into mothersSo mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
When PeOple DrinK AlCoholl,,Every Says They are Alcoholic..:-(BuTTWhen I Drink FanTa,,,,,No One Says I m FanTaStic…Jalty Hain SuB
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?Umar Gul
Why did a batsman marry an older women? >>> 'Coz a good batsman like loose balls! why did spin bowler marry a divorcee? >>> 'Coz a good spinner likes used balls!
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me !
I feel a sense of relief when I see my maid in the morning... that is why she is called "Calm Wali`!~ Housewife
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,Then What Is Wife??..Wife Is The Neck Of The FamilyWhich Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!

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