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Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
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away the REST Of My Heart
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The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!
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Samajh Nahi Aaya?
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Ab Aa Jaye Ga
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Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
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Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.

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