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Girls Love Is Like A Chocolate.

Girls love is like a chocolate.
because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,
Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.
But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.
it gives kick to ur body…
that’s boys love…

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