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Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar 😛

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