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Banta: What’s The Similarity Between Marriage And 11:59pm?

Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

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Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi
1 admi bhagta hua bus mein charha aur zor se chillaya "khabardar" koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga...Basheer kulfi wala khud app ke pass aye ga... aur apko kulfi khilaye ga
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Friday is like Dating;Saturday is like Marriage;Sunday is like Honeymoon;And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon deteho sher ki kyon nahi dete?, jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......,,jara si chook huee to phir Eid to sherhee manaega...
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he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)i said....oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:Oi love my self too.... :p
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He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)I said….Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!I love my self too…. ;)
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