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A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..

While A Turtle Does Not Run
Does Nothing
Yet Lives For 300 Years..

Moral:
Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi..
Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D

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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny smsUske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jayeTo Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
When husband breaks a glass.Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!And when wife breaks a glass.Wife: Who kept this glass here?
Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue... TOM: Ye le 15 Rs. Autowala: Ye to beymani hai... TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de....
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
"Ishq Ke Baad M¡lta Ha¡ S¡rf Ek H¡ Sukoon,IN'NA-LILLAHI-WA IN'NA-ILAIHE-RAAJIOON.."
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Baloon se maar do:
Himmat Hai To Is Ko Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao.. . . "My A My They My They They My A My They na My . . . . . . . Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D . Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D
mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind....Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .? . . . Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.Wahh..*wahh..*Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!! ;)ab b0lo wah wah..
100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students “Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-DHhahaha
Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya KTum Uski Ebadat Kero..Namaz Parho,,Rozay Rakho..Quran Parho..Uska Zikr Kero..Deeni Kitaben Parho...Per Tum,,,,,SMS Parh Rahy Ho..Sharam Kero.. :-D
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..Wah Wah..Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!

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