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Jab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye Top Funny Sms

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

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Mom: I Love U.. Son:Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot.,But Sorry Mom,I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
.. SCHOOL LIFE .. "Most Irritating Moment: Morning Alarm... . Most Difficult Task: To Find Socks... . Most Dreadful Journey: Way To Class... . Most Lovely Time: Meeting Friends... . Most Tragic Moment: Surprise Test In first Period.. . Most Wonderful News: Teacher Is Absent.. :-D
Funny SMSThese days success of marriage depends upon........the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
Mujhe Apni Zindagi Mein Aaj aik Cheez Ki Tamana Hai=”=YE DOST=”=Bas Jis Ki Aankhen Ye Msg Parh Rhi Hain Un me koi Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae…!:p
WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR: C-CASH R-REGARDING FIXING OF I-INDIAN MATCHES BY C-CRICKETERS, ABETED BY K-KAPIL,TO UNDERPLAY TO E-END AND T-THROW THE MATCH.
Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai Banta: Woh Kaisay? Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha 1000 ka note dun to kya karega Wo Bola Khushi se mar jaunga Me ne kaha ja nahi deta
She :- Apan SHADI kab Karege?...Me:- Me ENGINEEER hone ke Baad...... She :- Nahi karne ka To Direct Bolna ..
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Ya Allah..!Meri Ammi Itni Garmi Me"Taptay Choolhay" K Samny"Pakoray" Bana Rahi Hen,,,Plz,Un ko "Achy Pakoray Banany Wali Bahoo"Ata Fermaa..Aameen
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D
A job in Railway Salary 15000/-, job profile: When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up… wish u all the best
><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water.Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?

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