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Why India's Enemies Like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh Are In North,West And EAST

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms

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