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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Aik banda 8 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly
Silly Thought.. :-)"Me Soch Raha Tha K Agar Daagh Achy Hoty Hen To SURF EXCEL Banaya Hi Q Tha.. :-)
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash........................funny english sms
Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur1 Sharab Ki Balti RakhiGadha Pani Pi Gaya..Police Sharabi Se: Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)
Teri zindagi me koi gham na hoteri khushi kbhi kam na hodua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha,jis ka wazan80 kilo se kam na ho(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy PochaK Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr KroUs Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy
Wo purani filmo wale Papa hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the . . . Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao Meri beti ki zindai se
Doctors Operation k BaadAurStudents Papers k BaadEk hi Jumla Bolty Hen.."Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna"..:-)
Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
The Selfie Cycle:Take SelfieExamine SelfieGet Self ConsciousErase SelfieTake Selfie
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
Boy- i like u..Girl- hahahaha Boy- i am serious Girl- i like u too but as a friend Boy- bt i really like u.. i love u Girl- i love u too but as a friend..
Agar dosto ke ghar jaoUsko bulane to sab sepahle uska baap nikalkaresa ghurta hai manohum Talibaan se talukrakhte hai
In Exam..Q: If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar. Then what is Sikandar.....Pappu Answered: Fish.. :-DHow.. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sea Ke Andar (Sikandar) ;-)
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