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Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,

Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,

Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,

Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,

Kam Az Kam
Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D

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The latest slogn of boys:
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