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lllllllllllll(l',')llll/ll\lllll]ll[lllBas .27din sabr kr lo,Ramzan khatm hote hi zamanat karwdungi tmhari....
Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,ButSit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone'n the whole damn world wants to knowWhose on the other side.. !!
Police Constable To Son: Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.? . . Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!
Aaliya bhatt ek dukaan mein gayi.. Aaliya : 2 bhk ka kya bhaav hai ? Dukaanadaar: ye ready-made clothing store hai.. Aaliya : lekin baahar to likha hai “Flat 70% off”.. Dukaanadaar abhi bhi koma mein hai.
Son: Mom, U said that we are created by Godand Dad said that we have evolved frommonkeys, Which is true?Mom: I told U about my side of the familyand he told about his side of the family.
Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol...... after removing a Virus from his System
1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya? 1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D
Larky Walay:Larki Ny Kiya Kiya Hua Hai??Larki Walay:G Aaj Kal To Naak Me Dam Kiya Hua Hai.. ;-)
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years.. While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years.. Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone’s School Life.When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say“Who? Me?” =O :P
Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally
Aaj Raat 9 Bajay Me Ny Eh Choti Sa Program Rakha Hai, Aap Zaroor Aaiye Ga, Is Program Me Chicken Broast, Cold Drinks, Pizza, Burger, Samosay, Pakoray,Chaat,Dahi Baray,AurIce Cream Se Hony Walay Nuksanat K Baary Me Bataya Jayega..Aap Se Khaas Tor Per Shirkat Ki Darkhast Hai. Ana Mat Bhulye Ga.. ;-)
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud
Delhi boys,youngsters openly smoking at house now, says parents or guardian can not see or smell cigarette smoke in this Smog.
Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !
Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.Wife: Namak Poora Hai, Aaj Sabzi Kam Thi.. ;-)Moral:Wife Is Always Right.. ;-p
If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot,Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
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