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CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules Of Iron.? . Student: COFFEE . Teacher: HOW ?? . Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-) . Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p

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Huppy Choty Mother day.Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha aur kehty haRAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.us choty maa ko salam
Boy: I love you!Girl: Shut Up!Boy: I'll die for you!Girl: Shut Up!Boy: I can't live without you!Girl: Shut Up!Boy: I'll marry you!Girl: Really?Boy: Shut Up!
Ek time tha jab log apne gharo ke saamne likhte the swagatam fir likhne lage welcome aur ab likhte hai kutto se saavdhan kya zamana aa gaya!
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? . . . . . . . . . A: Apologise !!!
Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:
Teacher: pani ka formula batao??Student: H2MgClNaClHNO3Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai??Student: Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai.. :)
You are a normal person in case of : 1> U got a facebook account 2> U got a mobile phone ... 4> U are wasting your time reading this 5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3 7> u went to check if number 3 is there 8> Where is number 6 ? 9> U are now smiling :) 10> Where is number 1 ?? 11> LOL u went to check number 1 :D
Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye, ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai, Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.
Husband: can you b da moon of my Life?Wife: Awww Yes darling..!.....Husband: Hmmm great! then….Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Meee
Name: CHAMPA DOB: 14/8/72 Wt: 149kg Height: 4ft Color: Black State: Jharkhand Kaam: Gobar uthana Dream: Shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese....................very very funny sms
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀
Moong Phali Aajati Hai,,Chilgozay Bhi Aajaty Hen,,Shaayron Ki Thandi Thandi Aahen Bhi Aajati Hen,,Bas Karachi Me Ek Sardi Hi Nahi Aati.. ;-)
Dear K, LoL and Hmmmm,Thanks for being there when I've been found wanting for words!
A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u" Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?" boy replies, "its me.. ....... . . talking 2 my beer, so u shut up" ;)
Class Rooms are like Trains.The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;The middle are General Compartments;And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycleSON: If I fail?DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.SON: why?DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D

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