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Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:Most irritating moments - Morning alarmsMost difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and DinnerMost dreadful journey - Way to the KitchenMost lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at schoolMost tragic news - Maid is on holidayMost wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
The time travelling is just too dangerous, Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe - Women!
|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri haius ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!.................Hindi funny sms
Breaking news - Big Boss season 11 me ladai-ghagra kafi kam ho gaya hai esiliye Big Boss ne wild card entry ke liye Kim Jong Un ko beja invitation....
In My Mobile number send me sms 03043738704
Respect the pan walaHe is the only guy who asks youfor permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛
Husband:" Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki.....Judge: "Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai...!
A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children......injured while fighting for it!
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,,Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena KAglay Din Karen Gy.. :-DMaar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree” Girl told it to her Mom. Mom said “Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”. Girl replied at once “I already made Him a Fool. Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!
Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan haiChonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bolaPoora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.
From a Heart Surgeon's diary:Anxious patients and their dear ones always ask me a lot of odd questions.Today the wife of one of my by-pass patients' made me speechless.She asked me, "Doctor, did you find any other woman in his heart?"
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