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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

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rich son to father:

rich son to father:Dad garmi lag rahi ha.dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.middle man son to father.abu garmi lag rahi ha.abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a...

Yeh Jo Hai Na...

Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p

Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.

Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!

Sardar K Bety Ny

Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha: "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.?? Sardar: Puttar Likh De, Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr 2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo 3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede 4.Recharge Karade Kamine 5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai 6.Gate P Aja Jaldi 7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu, Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

Phool Insano Se Ziyada

Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen, Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolon Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,, Jese K "Aap" Ko SMS Kerny Wala.. :-) Wese Me Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kerta. :-D

Kia Faeda Aese Google ka

Kia Faeda Aese Google kaJiskO ye Nai PataKi Mera_wali KahanHai

Santa Dukhi Tha

Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.”

Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.” When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.

Ek Admi Dusray Shehar

Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(

Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-

Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3)Rum De Basanti 4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen Par.

Pathan Apni Bivi Se

Pathan Apni Bivi Se: Gul Bano, Raat ko Mobile Charging Pe Mat Lagao, Blast Ho Jayega.. . Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Aap Fikar Mat Kero Mene Battery Nikal Di Hai.. :-) Pathan: Phir Sahi Hai.. :-D

Boy....

Boy.... tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .Girls..kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai Boy....bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain

kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha.

kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha. AP HUMASHA NEECHA KiUN BATHTAY HAINBuzarg ne jawab deya,neechay bathnay wala kabhi girta nahi.

Jo dil mein dard de

Arz hai.. Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte hain; Gaur farmayiga. Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte hain aur; Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

Wife Main Jald

Wife : main jald marne wali ho Husband : main b jald marne wala ho Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi

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