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Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..

Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Behre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR
AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

Wah Wah
Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)

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ICC WORLD CUP 2011Semi Final..Pak v/s IndIndia Won the toss and decide to bat first..INDIA: 293/9 (50 ovr)PAK: 295/6 (49.2 ovr)PAK Won the match...Mubarak ho Peshawar mai match nazar aa gaya hai
hellowhanjiohacchaohhosorrywrongnumbe
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:...."You are not looking at the road, please be careful..
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of actresses.
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?
Guru jee: Santa se, solar Energy se nirmit koi ek udaaharan batao?Santa: kuntiputr Karn.
WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right? BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!
Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad. Ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thode din ruk jata to ! ! ! Shayad koi acha model mil jata
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
1 pakistani japan mein cooking k muqable mein khali pateeli mein chamcha chala raha tha. japani;kya bana rahe ho??pakistani; pagal.
My teachers always told me thatif I didn’t study hard enoughI’d end up working at McDonalds.Well I proved them wrong,...I got a job at KFC today.
Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
Shaadi se phle: maine pyar kiya 1st Yr: pyar ke side effects 2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname 3rd Yr: Maine pyar kyu kiya 4th Yr: Pyar tune kya kiya 5th Yr: Luv ka the End
Once in a soap industry in Japan,the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollarsto check in the assembly line thatwhether soap is packed in the cover or not in.Same problem occurred in Pakistan.What did they do??They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! :-DGenius Nation.
Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!

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