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Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki.. Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.” . Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se: "To Me Kiya Karun.?” . Dehati Bola: "Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married......I am just getting more awesome..!!
KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE, LOVE IS A LOCK OF MARRIAGE, MARRIAGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN, CHILDREN R PROBLEM OF INDIA SO STOP KISSING......
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho, Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho, Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus 1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate JUST SLAP URSELF! galti app ke he hogi.!!
A Santa saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Santa: B.Com final year
Lesson 1:Ki ku ki ki ko ki ku.Lesson 2:O ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka.Lesson 3:Ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku.Congratulation's!u have successfully completed monkey's language course.Now u r a smart monkey****(@@)'(...)'plz collect ur certificate &u r welcome to the "Karachi"Zoo.
Grl: Call me sweetoBoy: sweetoGrl: call me babyBoy: baby.Grl:O Pagal phone kr menuBoy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko 1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI” Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye… Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta? Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile. Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani .
The original Ebola was African that went to Pakistan and got mutated.Isne BolaUsne BolaKyon BolaKaise BolaKahan BolaKab BolaTu BolaWo BolaMain Nahi BolaYeh Bola
99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P
There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone is there. Lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text.
@ @ @ @ @ @ 6 flowers 4 u 1 4 health 2 4 wealth 3 4 happiness 4 4 frndship or baki 2 kaan pe laga lo mast lagoge.. @('.')@ arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
Attending a wedding for the first time, alittle girl whispered to her mother, “Whyis the bride dressed in white?” “Becausewhite is the color of happiness, and todayis the happiest day of her life.” The childthought about this for a moment thensaid,“So why the groom wearing black?”
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