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Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mobile Kharidne K Baad.

Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad.
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Pahli baar me laga wo meri haiUski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gayaPhir pata chala, wo bahri hai......fresh funny sms
Funny SMS:Two devils came into my dreams.They said, "We want to disturb some good person".I suggest them your name.They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
Had to tab ho gai jab Bihaar mein ladate hue ek aurat ne doosari se kaha,"bhagvaan kare agale saal tera beta Top kar jaaye."
Ladkiyan Itna Kam Kyu Bolti Hain?.......Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho Joke Toh Uppar Hai!
Dealing with idiots is like soccer.You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
3 Patly Boy Car me Darwaza lock hone ki wajha se Phansh gaye..Pehla Bola: Aisa karte hen Engine k raste bahar nikal jate hen..Dusra Bola: Nahi waha zyada Mehnat hogi Dikki k raste nikalte hen..Teesra Ghussa hokar Bola: Yaar jo b karna hai Jaldi karo. Barish Shuru hone wali hai or Car ki Chhat bhi nahi hai.. ;-)
Smartphone(mobile) ghar par bhool jaane ke kaaran yuvak ne pahali baar dekha aaspaas ka nazaara....whatsapp funny sms
Father: beta tu ne engineering ke4 saalon mein sab se mushkil kam kon sa sekhaSon: bus ki chat per baith kar tezhawaon mein 1 teeli se 3 cigrette jalana 😉
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when CarbonMonoxide reacts with 2Molecules Of Iron.?.Student: COFFEE .Teacher: HOW ??.Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-).Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims itWithin three days, you can keep it.
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven? . . Everybody lift their hands except one small boy . . Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go . . He says: Mom said come directly home after school
Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??..When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That YourFriend Is Already looking At You.. !!LOCATION : Examination Hall
The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XDlolz....
Forward This Msg To Your Friends and GetCool, Funny and Amazing Replies.,But Reply Me First............Light hay. . .*
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy..News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?"Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen..2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi.. 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door.. 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero..:-D :-)

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