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Husband : Kaha Gayab Thi 2 Ghante Se?

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.........funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

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