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In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Sardar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi…..

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Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,, Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-) Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye. Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ? Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Get married not for yourselfBut for the future of your childrenThey are getting late for schooland fees are increasing day by day 😛 😀
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand After a minute he started crying loudly... Why??? . . . Paining??? No..!! Then???.. Spelling mistake..!! :O
"KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?Baita: shuru kisnay kia
Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
Teacher : U failure !At tour age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at your age Hitler committed suicide
99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)
TAZA HAWA K LIAY MAIN THORI DAIR TERIS PAY KYA GYA BACHO LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAIO INSAN BANO HALY 22 ROZE PYE NE.......
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world......E-mail to email&Female to female...:-):-D
Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ? Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez reply fast..... . . . . . Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart...Boy: U should add 1 more thing.....Girl : What??….…….....Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

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