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Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa Ko

Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa Ko
Fawad Khan Ki Tasveer Dikhaty Huwe Boli:
"Mom, Aap Ka Damaad Aisa Hona Chahiye"
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Maa Kafi Dair Tak Photo Dekhti Rahi
Phir Boli:
"Puttar, Tu Ek Nazar Apny Aap nu v
Dekh Lena Ci"...;-p

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
Dentist: Apka daant nikaalnaprega #Sheikh: paise lagenge? Dentist: 200. Shekh: ye lo 50,thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikaal mailon ga..
Teacher: sabase jyaada naqal kahaan pe hoti hai?Pappu: Whatsapp pe.Teacher: shaabaash!
She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
I saved Rs.40000 on Flipkart............As all items which I wanted to buy were out of stock!
Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.Sardar: Pucho..Pathan: Sabun Se Nahany K Baad Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??Sardar: Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D
Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se..mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha..Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar..Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
Tujy yaad krty krty itni DoorNikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir RishkyWala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
New Funny LawThe probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others and Legends never talk, they send SMS
Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!
Happu Singh: Can you define Mother-in-Law? Pappu: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind, happiness, liberty and good fortune by giving him a piece of hers! new funny sms on mother in law(*!*)
Kahan Pe Ho? ReplyNahi Kerna Plzz..Jahan bhi ho,Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se.. mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha.. Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar.. Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..

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