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Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa Ko

Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa Ko
Fawad Khan Ki Tasveer Dikhaty Huwe Boli:
"Mom, Aap Ka Damaad Aisa Hona Chahiye"
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Maa Kafi Dair Tak Photo Dekhti Rahi
Phir Boli:
"Puttar, Tu Ek Nazar Apny Aap nu v
Dekh Lena Ci"...;-p

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